Category Archives: Humor Me
My kind of living
Every once in a while I like to do a little reader service piece. I guess you could say my last post falls under that definition but I feel like that was more of a rant. Back in November of … Continue reading
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Beware the toaster
Millie and I were just minding our own business. It was Thursday night, 11pm, a little over a week ago. In the mood for some toast, Millie inquired about a half-loaf of bread that appeared to be a permanent resident … Continue reading
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Sticker fraud
There are limited occasions in a person’s life that can be wholly defined by a single adjective. However, when I think back to my kindergarten days, one word comes to mind: competitive. My drive to win may have been purely … Continue reading
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Cosmetic-holics Anonymous
I have recently become slightly concerned about my makeup application habits. When I first started using makeup in college, I was content with a little concealer, just to cover blemishes. A few months later I added bronzer and that was my go-to … Continue reading
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Date or no date?
In actuality, my birthday kicked off on the eve of my special day, when I got a text message from a guy I met for drinks a little over two weeks ago. He is a relative of friends of my … Continue reading
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Late night cost-benefit analysis
It’s 10:30pm on Saturday night and here I am, writing a post. I feel like I should be embarassed to admit this, but my embarassment is perhaps worthy of further exploration. This sense of “shame” is due to the axiom … Continue reading
All I want for Christmas
…is a Tony Hawk Helmetcam. But actually, after I was magically appointed to receive a catalog from “Betty’s Attic”, I’ve identified a few other essentials I’ve just got to have! Here is a countdown of the items on my… 2006 … Continue reading
I’ve arrived
I have been waiting for this day for a very, very long time. American Girl Status.
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60 minutes, 60 dollars
Tonight I was in a bit of a funk and announced that I was going to look for something funny on TV to cheer up. Millie asked me if I had actually watched the cable since I moved in seven … Continue reading
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In a name
I have to admit, it’s getting a little tiresome writing “my roommate” over and over. So I thought it would be more fun if I assigned pseudonyms to the regulars in my blog, kind of like when you read an … Continue reading
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