November 27, 2006...5:21 am

Cosmetic-holics Anonymous

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I have recently become slightly concerned about my makeup application habits.

When I first started using makeup in college, I was content with a little concealer, just to cover blemishes.  A few months later I added bronzer and that was my go-to routine for years.

After college, mascara began to make an appearance more and more regularly.  Then in the last year I began experimenting with eyeliner. Now I feel naked without it.

Last week I applied eyeshadow to my lids TWICE in one weekend. I was prepared to go out and then I thought to myself, “No, something’s missing.” All of this seems to eerily mirror the process by which we develop a tolerance for forbidden pleasures. You see, I have to have it all in order for it to make any sort of impact!  Each new cosmetic is like a gateway drug for the next step in this downward spiral!

I may need professional help. Or I fear the next step is an air-brush from Obsessive Complusive Cosmetics! (see post: “What a short, strange trip it was”)

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